This one has so many branches, I figured we should have a menu at the top...
Chelsea's back visiting from college, and she and Hillary are having an intimate mother-daughter talk. Finally, Hillary decides to ask the big question: "Have you been having sex?" "Not according to Dad, I haven't."
Did you hear about the new dances?
The Lewinsky Waltz - It is all done on your knees
The Clinton Shuffle - Drop your pants around your ankles and run for President ( p.s. - I actually wrote this one myself )
Do you know what Monica found in her pocket?
A wad of Bill's...
Did you hear that Hilary has brought in a new Intern?
Lorena Bobbit
The First Family and Mr. Gore were flying across the country when Bill spoke up;
"You know, I could throw a $100 bill from the plane and make one person very happy."
Al replies, "I could throw ten $10 bills from the plane and make ten people quite happy."
Hillary chimes in with "I could throw one hundred $1 bills from the plane and make one hundred people happy."
But Chelsea, not to be out done, retorts "I could throw you all out of the plane and make the whole country ecstatic."
Did you hear that Dan Quayle won the spelling bee with Bill Clinton and Clarence Thomas?
He was the only one that knew "harass" was one word...